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Ok, one of the things I said I was going to talk about on this blog was the idea of “Porsche Culture”. To be honest, I’m not sure how to define Porsche Culture quite yet, it is an ongoing project. However, as Supreme Court Associate Justice Potter Stewart said about pornography, “I know it when I see it”. Call me a snob, but using that same logic, I know that this is not what I mean by “Porsche Culture”.
I was cruising around on various social bookmarking and networking sites tonight (Stumble, Digg, Facebook, etc.), searching on Porsche, looking to reach out. Who do I come across – “Joey FcUkiin Carrera”. Not my name for him, but the title of his MySpace profile. I have to ask, is this a joke? It has to be right? So, then I take a cruise over to Rennlist and do a search for Joey and oh boy, talk about material. This poor kid, he’s getting destroyed all over the internet.
Look at the following and you decide. Are these guys intentionally trying to portray a certain stereo-type?
It even appears that there may be more than one. Triplets? And, a female version to boot. Okay now everyone kiss the camera.
I realize I’m getting way off topic here, but this was too good to pass up. Come to find out (maybe I’ve been living in a dark hole somewhere) but there are pages and pages of web-sites devoted to this guy and others. Here are just three that I found right out of the gate.
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who r these freaks? they look like monkeies…i bet they live in NJ!
Too funny. No idea. These guys were just the ones getting picked on the most. If you follow some of the links in the post, there are lots more of them.
look a trio of pouting poofs.
There’s more pictures of this guy and his oompa loompa friends at http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/ and yes, he is from New Jersey. Apparently the state is full of these guys who are heavily armed with money, steroids, and tanning solution. Ugggh.
What a bunch of wankers…………they should appear in the gay parade
The tragic part is I’m trapped in this state with them. If anyone’s reading this, send help. Oh, and Blistex.
My condolences to you and yours. Not sure there is a enough Blistex available. A body condom may be a safer bet!
Hmmm. I am a member of the Porsche Club of New Zealand, and I have never, EVER, seen this pose. I can only assume it was created by retarded ‘Merkins who did not pay for their own cars, and are not interested in the cars from a driving perspective, but more from a “get-me-laid” and “I’m-so-f***ing-great” perspective.
As such, uniquely ‘Merkin, one can only presume.
Icy Hot Stuntaz rule. Porsche Guidos drool.
they are so f**king gay mobius you are so right
John Gotti is spinning in his grave right now, because these pansified pukestains are his legacy! I had a lot of respect for Mr. Gotti, but these guys could be poster children for an abortion clinic. Proof positive that you can’t buy class & their grandfather never had to. F@cking pitiful.
f’ing guidos
Damn right you are FallenKnight!!
These whackos should be ashamed they look so terrible….and looking at one of their pics it feels as if they almost feel proud of their looks…..guys go to a parlor or sump’n ….they peel ur hair and get rid of the ridiculous tan……and yea don’t forget the cosmetic surgeon, he might just be able to pull of a miracle by removing those ugly pouts from those almost scary faces….children every where in the world …. be careful on the roads……these NJ weirdos are runnin’ loose!!
I think Joey is pretty “fuCkin hot”.
He deserves to get all the bitches and get laid on a regular basis.
I heard hes mad rich and hes got the hottest body ever!
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